THE LORDS OF VEG FUNK ***TICKETS ON THE DOOR*** Tonight 8pm to Midnight

About the event

STEP INTO THE CHURCH OF VEG AND ENCOUNTER A ONE-OF-A-KIND MUSICAL EXPERIENCE . SERVING STEAMING PORTIONS OF VEGETABLE-THEMED FUNK, SOUL, DISCO AND HIP-HOP. AN 8 PIECE BAND THAT PRAISES THE HOLY NAME OF CABBAGE AND SEDUCES YOU WITH THE SENSUALITY OF SWEET SPINACH SALVATION. THIS TRAVELLING CONGREGATION TAKES YOU ON A JOURNEY BEGINNING WITH THE LORE OF CABBAGE SCRIPTURE AND ENDING WITH VEGETABLE SPANKERY AND JUMP UP PARTY. THE CHURCH IS A MULTI VEG BASED CHURCH AND TRAVELLS WITH FELLOW VEGETABLE HEALER THE POTATO GURU WHO IS AN ABSURD MUSICAL SPECTACLE OF DEVOTIONAL IDIOCY DELIVERED BY RENOWNED BRISTOL POET AND PERFORMER PETE THE TEMP. LEARN TO SEE THE DIVINE POTATO IN ALL THINGS, JOIN THE CULT OF POTATO JOY, AND BRING YOUR NIPPLE CHAKRAS INTO ASTRAL ALIGNMENT. EXPECT DANCING, LAUGHTER AND EVEN CROWD SURFING. POTATO YOGA IS A HOMAGE TO YOGA (WITH IN-JOKES TO AMUSE THE YOGA FANS) AS WELL AS A PLAYFUL POKE AT WELLNESS-INDUSTRY SERIOUSNESS AND INSTA-CHIC SPIRITUALITY.